I went to barbershop yesterday thinking I would come out looking fresh. 😭 The barber asked, “How do you want it?” I showed him a fine haircut picture from Instagram. This man looked at me… looked at the picture… then looked back at my head like mathematics question. 😂 He said, “No problem boss, I understand.” Five minutes later, I noticed he was too confident. That’s when fear entered me. 😭 When he finished, he turned the mirror slowly like it was a Nollywood reveal. My brother… I looked like a football academy striker from 2007. 😂 Even worse, everybody in the shop started lying: “Sharp!” “Clean!” “You dey fresh!” One small boy outside saw me and asked his friend, “Who punish this guy?” 😭😂
