My roommate had this one fine black heel — that shoe could make you feel like a First Lady.
So on Sunday, while she was sleeping, I told myself, “It’s just small borrowing. I’ll return it after service.”
I wore it with slay confidence. As I entered church, even the ushers looked twice.
During praise and worship, the spirit was moving me.
I jumped. I spun. I stomped…
Next thing:
GBOA!!
The sole of the left shoe flew off and landed near the drummer 😭
Everyone turned.
My leg bent like broken Bluetooth. I had to dance the rest of the song on one foot and vibes.
After church, one aunty said, “Next time borrow spiritual covering before you borrow shoe.”
I returned home and pretended like nothing happened. But my roommate saw the sole in my bag and just asked,
“How was church?”
What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you because of ‘borrow pose’? 😂👇🏽
#HostelDrama #ChurchWahala #KonnectLaughs #BorrowPoseGoneWrong #NaijaBabes
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6 hrs agoMy roommate had this one fine black heel — that shoe could make you feel like a First Lady. So on Sunday, while she was sleeping, I told myself, “It’s just small borrowing. I’ll return it after service.” I wore it with slay confidence. As I entered church, even the ushers looked twice. During praise and worship, the spirit was moving me. I jumped. I spun. I stomped… Next thing: GBOA!! The sole of the left shoe flew off and landed near the drummer 😭 Everyone turned. My leg bent like broken Bluetooth. I had to dance the rest of the song on one foot and vibes. After church, one aunty said, “Next time borrow spiritual covering before you borrow shoe.” I returned home and pretended like nothing happened. But my roommate saw the sole in my bag and just asked, “How was church?” What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you because of ‘borrow pose’? 😂👇🏽 #HostelDrama #ChurchWahala #KonnectLaughs #BorrowPoseGoneWrong #NaijaBabes