*If Animals Acted Like Humans*
Dogs would throw parties and invite entire neighborhoods, making a mess and expecting everyone to clean up.
Cats would be hipsters, sipping lattes and complaining about mainstream catnip.
Birds would be social media influencers, posting selfies and flaunting their plumage.
Fish would have aquatic raves, complete with underwater DJs and glow-in-the-dark scales.
Elephants would be forgetful professors, forgetting their own lectures and leaving trails of forgotten trunks.
Monkeys would be mischievous pranksters, swinging from lamp posts and playing tricks on humans.
Turtles would be slow-coach entrepreneurs, taking years to launch their startup and still expecting venture capital.
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99 days ago*If Animals Acted Like Humans*
Dogs would throw parties and invite entire neighborhoods, making a mess and expecting everyone to clean up.
Cats would be hipsters, sipping lattes and complaining about mainstream catnip.
Birds would be social media influencers, posting selfies and flaunting their plumage.
Fish would have aquatic raves, complete with underwater DJs and glow-in-the-dark scales.
Elephants would be forgetful professors, forgetting their own lectures and leaving trails of forgotten trunks.
Monkeys would be mischievous pranksters, swinging from lamp posts and playing tricks on humans.
Turtles would be slow-coach entrepreneurs, taking years to launch their startup and still expecting venture capital.