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If Nigeria Was A Person, Here’s What I’d Say To Them 😂
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134 days ago😂 Imagine if Nigeria was a real person... sitting beside you right now. What would you say to them? Here’s what I’d tell Nigeria 👇
Dear Nigeria... what exactly is your problem? Why do you stress your children like this?" 😩 Electricity na on and off like NEPA disco light.
Fuel price today: ₦700. Tomorrow: ₦1,200. Next week: surprise! No fuel at all. 😭 How do you expect us to survive like this, Nigeria?
I’d also ask: Why is your JAMB so hard? Why is ASUU always on strike? Why are jobs hiding like snake in the bush? 🐍
Nigeria dear, you have oil, gold, talent, brains... yet you behave like you are broke. Why now? 😭
And let’s not forget the roads. Potholes everywhere. One rain and everywhere floods like Venice. Nigeria, you need therapy. 😂
But I’d also say: Despite all your wahala, Nigeria, I love you. You gave me jollof rice, suya, amala, Afrobeats and cruise for days.🇳🇬❤️
I’d end with: please change for the better. Your children deserve soft life. And fast WiFi. 🙏
💬 What would YOU tell Nigeria if it was standing in front of you? Let’s laugh together. Drop your message for ‘Nigeria the person’ below! 😂👇
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