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If Nigerian Politics Was a Netflix Series — Here's the Plot 🧠🍿
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7 hrs agoIf Nigeria's government was a Netflix series, it would be called:
**"LOOT & POWER: Season 63"**
Genre: Tragedy. With a sprinkle of comedy.
Episode Highlights👇
🎭 **Episode 1: The Campaign Lie Detector Malfunctioned**
Everyone suddenly becomes a man of the people, promising 24/7 light and N200 fuel.
🎩 **Episode 2: After Election, Memory Loss Begins**
All those promises? Lost like your NIN registration slip.
🪙 **Episode 3: Budget Allocation, Starring Ghost Projects**
₦5 billion to build a hospital that even Google Maps can’t find.
🛞 **Episode 4: Youth Empowerment or Youth Endurance?**
One wheelbarrow + branded rice = empowerment.
💼 **Episode 5: Appointments by Nepotism & WhatsApp Connection**
Qualifications? Nah. Just be from the "right place" and have the right godfather.
💡 **Episode 6: They Took Light (Literally)**
NEPA goes off — even in the government office.
🔫 **Episode 7: Protesters are Threats, Looters are VIPs**
Hold a placard = Enemy of the state.
Loot national funds = “Distinguished.”
🎬 **Season Finale: Nobody Goes to Jail**
EFCC chases small boys with iPhones while ex-governors become senators.
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🤡 Nigeria's politics is the only place where the joke writes itself… but we’re still the ones suffering the punchline.
💬 Which episode annoyed you the most?
👇 Drop your own "episode title" in the comments.
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