If you grew up in Nigeria, you’ll 100% relate to this list 😂🇳🇬
1. Your mom calls you from the kitchen to pass her something that’s right beside her.
2. You thought “NEPA” was the official name for electricity until you turned 15.
3. “Go and wear your slippers” = punishment is coming.
4. You didn’t grow up in Nigeria if you’ve never hidden under the bed because of cane.
5. “Who ate the meat in this pot?” = Silent tension for the whole household.
6. Power comes back and the whole street shouts: UP NEPA!!!
7. Rain beats you on the way home, and instead of sympathy, your mum says:
“So if rain is falling, you won’t find somewhere to stay?!”
8. Teacher beats you at school. You go home and complain. Your parents beat you again. 💀
9. When your crush walks by and your friend shouts “See your wife!” 😩
10. You’ve used soap as deodorant, rubbed Robb as perfume, and even used powder as cream.
Real ghetto survival skills 😭
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Nathaniel
94 days agoIf you grew up in Nigeria, you’ll 100% relate to this list 😂🇳🇬
1. Your mom calls you from the kitchen to pass her something that’s right beside her.
2. You thought “NEPA” was the official name for electricity until you turned 15.
3. “Go and wear your slippers” = punishment is coming.
4. You didn’t grow up in Nigeria if you’ve never hidden under the bed because of cane.
5. “Who ate the meat in this pot?” = Silent tension for the whole household.
6. Power comes back and the whole street shouts: UP NEPA!!!
7. Rain beats you on the way home, and instead of sympathy, your mum says:
“So if rain is falling, you won’t find somewhere to stay?!”
8. Teacher beats you at school. You go home and complain. Your parents beat you again. 💀
9. When your crush walks by and your friend shouts “See your wife!” 😩
10. You’ve used soap as deodorant, rubbed Robb as perfume, and even used powder as cream.
Real ghetto survival skills 😭