• She’ll call you from upstairs just to pass the remote beside her 😩
• She’ll be praying, then randomly say, “Father, touch that stubborn child of mine 😭”
• She tells you to thaw the meat... forget once and now you’re the reason for all her stress in life 😭
• When guests are around, she acts like y’all are living in paradise 💀
• You can NEVER open her pot when she’s not around — unless you’re ready to join your ancestors 😂
• She tells you not to sleep at 3pm, but she’s on the couch snoring since 12 😴
• She’ll beat you, cry with you, then ask if you want to eat 😭
• “Mummy I have a headache” –– “It’s because of that your phone. Go and sleep!”
• She doesn’t need a belt — her eyes alone will humble you 💀
• Her favorite saying? “When I was your age...” 😫
A Nigerian mum will love you, drag you, protect you, and humble you — all in one breath 😂❤️
Which one sounds like your mum? Or add your own — let’s laugh together 😂👇
#NigerianMothers #NaijaMumThings #AfricanParenting #FunnyThreads #RelatableAF #KonnectLaughs #NaijaHouseholds #KonnectAfrica
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104 days ago• She’ll call you from upstairs just to pass the remote beside her 😩
• She’ll be praying, then randomly say, “Father, touch that stubborn child of mine 😭”
• She tells you to thaw the meat... forget once and now you’re the reason for all her stress in life 😭
• When guests are around, she acts like y’all are living in paradise 💀
• You can NEVER open her pot when she’s not around — unless you’re ready to join your ancestors 😂
• She tells you not to sleep at 3pm, but she’s on the couch snoring since 12 😴
• She’ll beat you, cry with you, then ask if you want to eat 😭
• “Mummy I have a headache” –– “It’s because of that your phone. Go and sleep!”
• She doesn’t need a belt — her eyes alone will humble you 💀
• Her favorite saying? “When I was your age...” 😫
A Nigerian mum will love you, drag you, protect you, and humble you — all in one breath 😂❤️
Which one sounds like your mum? Or add your own — let’s laugh together 😂👇
#NigerianMothers #NaijaMumThings #AfricanParenting #FunnyThreads #RelatableAF #KonnectLaughs #NaijaHouseholds #KonnectAfrica