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IF YOU RELATE TO 5 OF THESE, JUST KNOW YOU’RE A REAL NIGERIAN STUDENT 😭🇳🇬

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  • Nobody teaches you how to suffer in school — the system just activates it automatically.

    Let’s talk about the madness. 🧵👇

     

     

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    1. You entered school with fair skin… now you look like burnt toast 🍞🔥

     

    Sun don change your color! Even your parents are asking, “Hope they’re not beating you in that school?”

     

     

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    2. You’ve woken up at 2 AM to drink garri like it’s communion

     

    That one cold garri and sugar be hitting different when hunger strikes deep. You sip it slowly like fine wine 😭

     

     

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    3. There’s never light, but your phone must not die 🔋

     

    So you’re always walking around like a beggar:

    “Abeg you fit help me charge?”

    Power bank na new school currency. Rich people own 2.

     

     

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    4. You’ve begged for “urgent 2k” more times than you’ve called your parents

     

    “Please, I’ll pay back next week” — but we all know the payback is in Heaven 🙏

     

     

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    5. When school fees deadline is near, you suddenly become humble 😩

     

    You go dey greet everybody well — even people wey you normally ignore. You fit even hug the bursar if e go help.

     

     

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    6. Light off + heat + exam stress = night shower with tears 😭

     

    You bath like thief for bucket, then return to your hot room with flashlight in your mouth and book on your lap.

     

     

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    7. You joined a study group but contributed absolutely NOTHING 😂

     

    But once they say “Let’s share the work,” you vanish like air. You’ll still say “We did our best sha” after the exam.

     

     

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    8. You’ve downloaded 600MB of skits but refused to download school materials

     

    “Textbook too heavy abeg,” but you have all the Sabinus episodes on standby 😂📲

     

     

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    9. You’ve used sachet water to bath at least once

     

    And you counted each one like dollars:

    1...2...3...then use tissue to finish the rest. 💀

     

     

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    10. You once planned your life during serious hunger

     

    You told yourself: “Next semester, I must hustle. I can't suffer like this again.” But next semester, you repeated the cycle. 😂

     

     

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    If you laughed or saw yourself in any of these, just drop a ‘chai!’ in the comments.

     

    Let’s know how many of us are in this hostel-bas

    ed struggle bus 😭

     

    #NigerianStudents #CampusLife #StudentStruggles #FunnyThread

     

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