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Purity 🪷❤️
97 days agoNobody teaches you how to suffer in school — the system just activates it automatically.
Let’s talk about the madness. 🧵👇
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1. You entered school with fair skin… now you look like burnt toast 🍞🔥
Sun don change your color! Even your parents are asking, “Hope they’re not beating you in that school?”
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2. You’ve woken up at 2 AM to drink garri like it’s communion
That one cold garri and sugar be hitting different when hunger strikes deep. You sip it slowly like fine wine 😭
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3. There’s never light, but your phone must not die 🔋
So you’re always walking around like a beggar:
“Abeg you fit help me charge?”
Power bank na new school currency. Rich people own 2.
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4. You’ve begged for “urgent 2k” more times than you’ve called your parents
“Please, I’ll pay back next week” — but we all know the payback is in Heaven 🙏
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5. When school fees deadline is near, you suddenly become humble 😩
You go dey greet everybody well — even people wey you normally ignore. You fit even hug the bursar if e go help.
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6. Light off + heat + exam stress = night shower with tears 😭
You bath like thief for bucket, then return to your hot room with flashlight in your mouth and book on your lap.
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7. You joined a study group but contributed absolutely NOTHING 😂
But once they say “Let’s share the work,” you vanish like air. You’ll still say “We did our best sha” after the exam.
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8. You’ve downloaded 600MB of skits but refused to download school materials
“Textbook too heavy abeg,” but you have all the Sabinus episodes on standby 😂📲
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9. You’ve used sachet water to bath at least once
And you counted each one like dollars:
1...2...3...then use tissue to finish the rest. 💀
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10. You once planned your life during serious hunger
You told yourself: “Next semester, I must hustle. I can't suffer like this again.” But next semester, you repeated the cycle. 😂
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If you laughed or saw yourself in any of these, just drop a ‘chai!’ in the comments.
Let’s know how many of us are in this hostel-bas
ed struggle bus 😭
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