Nobody teaches you how to suffer in school — the system just activates it automatically.
Let’s talk about the madness. 🧵👇
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1. You entered school with fair skin… now you look like burnt toast 🍞🔥
Sun don change your color! Even your parents are asking, “Hope they’re not beating you in that school?”
2. You’ve woken up at 2 AM to drink garri like it’s communion
That one cold garri and sugar be hitting different when hunger strikes deep. You sip it slowly like fine wine 😭
3. There’s never light, but your phone must not die 🔋
So you’re always walking around like a beggar:
“Abeg you fit help me charge?”
Power bank na new school currency. Rich people own 2.
4. You’ve begged for “urgent 2k” more times than you’ve called your parents
“Please, I’ll pay back next week” — but we all know the payback is in Heaven 🙏
5. When school fees deadline is near, you suddenly become humble 😩
You go dey greet everybody well — even people wey you normally ignore. You fit even hug the bursar if e go help.
6. Light off + heat + exam stress = night shower with tears 😭
You bath like thief for bucket, then return to your hot room with flashlight in your mouth and book on your lap.
7. You joined a study group but contributed absolutely NOTHING 😂
But once they say “Let’s share the work,” you vanish like air. You’ll still say “We did our best sha” after the exam.
8. You’ve downloaded 600MB of skits but refused to download school materials
“Textbook too heavy abeg,” but you have all the Sabinus episodes on standby 😂📲
9. You’ve used sachet water to bath at least once
And you counted each one like dollars:
1...2...3...then use tissue to finish the rest. 💀
10. You once planned your life during serious hunger
You told yourself: “Next semester, I must hustle. I can't suffer like this again.” But next semester, you repeated the cycle. 😂
If you laughed or saw yourself in any of these, just drop a ‘chai!’ in the comments.
Let’s know how many of us are in this hostel-bas
ed struggle bus 😭
#NigerianStudents #CampusLife #StudentStruggles #FunnyThread
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1 day agoNobody teaches you how to suffer in school — the system just activates it automatically.
Let’s talk about the madness. 🧵👇
---
1. You entered school with fair skin… now you look like burnt toast 🍞🔥
Sun don change your color! Even your parents are asking, “Hope they’re not beating you in that school?”
---
2. You’ve woken up at 2 AM to drink garri like it’s communion
That one cold garri and sugar be hitting different when hunger strikes deep. You sip it slowly like fine wine 😭
---
3. There’s never light, but your phone must not die 🔋
So you’re always walking around like a beggar:
“Abeg you fit help me charge?”
Power bank na new school currency. Rich people own 2.
---
4. You’ve begged for “urgent 2k” more times than you’ve called your parents
“Please, I’ll pay back next week” — but we all know the payback is in Heaven 🙏
---
5. When school fees deadline is near, you suddenly become humble 😩
You go dey greet everybody well — even people wey you normally ignore. You fit even hug the bursar if e go help.
---
6. Light off + heat + exam stress = night shower with tears 😭
You bath like thief for bucket, then return to your hot room with flashlight in your mouth and book on your lap.
---
7. You joined a study group but contributed absolutely NOTHING 😂
But once they say “Let’s share the work,” you vanish like air. You’ll still say “We did our best sha” after the exam.
---
8. You’ve downloaded 600MB of skits but refused to download school materials
“Textbook too heavy abeg,” but you have all the Sabinus episodes on standby 😂📲
---
9. You’ve used sachet water to bath at least once
And you counted each one like dollars:
1...2...3...then use tissue to finish the rest. 💀
---
10. You once planned your life during serious hunger
You told yourself: “Next semester, I must hustle. I can't suffer like this again.” But next semester, you repeated the cycle. 😂
---
If you laughed or saw yourself in any of these, just drop a ‘chai!’ in the comments.
Let’s know how many of us are in this hostel-bas
ed struggle bus 😭
#NigerianStudents #CampusLife #StudentStruggles #FunnyThread