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11 hrs agoPermit me to mentally assault you, yes!. there's an antichrist in our seminary.yes he is not the spooky kind with horns, vampire teeth and six hundred and sixty six splash across the forehead.
our antichrist is a Benz water truck produced in the nineteen sixty's,he has being in the service of the chosen ones of God for more than dirty years faithfully helping with the water needs of the entire seminary community,he has seen baby alter boys become seminarians and then graduate to become priests forever.In the other of Melchizedek,some of whom are celebrating 20 years in God's vineyard.
He has seen formators come and go,has wathed them live to become deans, Bishops,arch Bishops and professors.But why then should a truck in a seminary of all places be called antichrist,i guess that goes to prove there's always judas among the twelve right? scratch it,it isn't that deep,we didn't plan on calling the truck antichrist it just happened when one of the seminary pilots got excited enough to crash the water truck into one of the gutters along the path leading from the school entrance to the chapel .
He was returning from the water works with a truck load of water and had plans to make a return trip for more water.The impact of the crash caused a loud sound,loud enough to cause and uproar.
The seminarians probably thought the herdsmen had arrived, it took at least two full minutes before the were convinced all was safe and returned to their prayers.later, when one of them learnt it was the water truck that distracted them from prayers,he called the truck "antichrist".
Only someone against Christ Will try to stop the people of God from praying to him.He Said,from that day,the name "antichrist" has being used in reference to the Old truck
For many were scandalized to learn the truck's name is antichrist.In his prime,when water or the lack of it was a big deal antichrist was solely depended upon to haul water from the water works by the River Benue to the seminary.The shared effort of working alone was an awkward experience for him. He groans whenever he works.
Antichrist is now like an old woman, toothless, saggy and clumsy.He is now like one hundred and ten in human years and is practically begging to be retired from active services.
And after everything,we may get a truck this time and give it a very pious name like Rock of ages, ppl prince of peace or apocalypse.