Q: Why don’t Nigerian banks ever tell you “congratulations”?
A: Because even your salary enters like a thief — quiet and small.
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Q: What’s the fastest thing in Nigeria?
A: Your money when you forget your ATM pin and enter wrong 3 times.
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87 days agoQ: Why don’t Nigerian banks ever tell you “congratulations”?
A: Because even your salary enters like a thief — quiet and small.
🤣🤣
Q: What’s the fastest thing in Nigeria?
A: Your money when you forget your ATM pin and enter wrong 3 times.
Drop your funniest clean joke — let’s laugh together jare.