Kenya Power: “Expect power interruptions.”Me: “Interruptions? You mean the brief moments when the lights come back.”
M-Pesa balance: Ksh 0.00Heart balance: Ksh -999.
Matatus be like: “Capacity 14 passengers.” Actual: 36 + 1 chicken.
Village aunties don’t say hello. They just ask: “So when are you getting married?”
Chapati disappears faster than airtime in Kenya.
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Danwhite
Danwhite
32 days agoKenyan Everyday Life
Kenya Power: “Expect power interruptions.”
Me: “Interruptions? You mean the brief moments when the lights come back.”
M-Pesa balance: Ksh 0.00
Heart balance: Ksh -999.
Matatus be like: “Capacity 14 passengers.” Actual: 36 + 1 chicken.
Village aunties don’t say hello. They just ask: “So when are you getting married?”
Chapati disappears faster than airtime in Kenya.