Lagos Will Humble You
🤣 Lagos na real movie.
You go wake up by 4am, iron your shirt with pride, wear perfume like say na wedding.
But once you jam danfo conductor, area boys, and one agbero wey dey drag you for change wey no reach, your entire composure go disappear.
You dey vex, sun dey roast your head, and someone still go bump you for CMS like say na football field.
By the time you finally reach office, clothes don wrinkle, shoe don chop sand, and your mood? Finished.
Lagos no dey reason your soft life dream. You either get sense or you go learn am the hard way.
No go dey do “I’m different” for here — even Google Maps dey fear Lagos traffic.
🗣 Lagos will humble you and still collect transport fare. Move with wisdom.
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97 days agoLagos Will Humble You
🤣 Lagos na real movie.
You go wake up by 4am, iron your shirt with pride, wear perfume like say na wedding.
But once you jam danfo conductor, area boys, and one agbero wey dey drag you for change wey no reach, your entire composure go disappear.
You dey vex, sun dey roast your head, and someone still go bump you for CMS like say na football field.
By the time you finally reach office, clothes don wrinkle, shoe don chop sand, and your mood? Finished.
Lagos no dey reason your soft life dream. You either get sense or you go learn am the hard way.
No go dey do “I’m different” for here — even Google Maps dey fear Lagos traffic.
🗣 Lagos will humble you and still collect transport fare. Move with wisdom.