The man who tried to fake being rich for one day 😭💰😂 It all started with one terrible decision. A very terrible decision. The kind of decision that seems brilliant at 8:00 a.m. and becomes a disaster by noon. Chibuzor had just received ₦50,000 from a client. Now, instead of behaving like a responsible adult, Chibuzor looked at the money and said: "Today... I shall live like a billionaire." 😌 His friend warned him. "Please don't do anything stupid." Chibuzor smiled. "Too late." 😭🤣 By 10:00 a.m., he had rented an expensive suit. By 11:00 a.m., he borrowed a wristwatch so shiny it could communicate with satellites. By noon, he was taking pictures beside a luxury car that did not belong to him. The owner had simply gone inside a restaurant. Chibuzor leaned on the car confidently. Snap. 📸 Snap. 📸 Snap. 📸 He posted immediately: "Hard work pays." 💰🔥 The likes started flowing. The comments exploded. "Chairman!" "Boss!" "Oil money!" "We rise by lifting others!" 😭 Chibuzor was enjoying himself. Until the car owner returned. 😳 The man looked at him. Looked at the photos. Looked at the car. Then asked: "Are we business partners?" Chibuzor almost swallowed his tongue. "No sir." "Then why are you hugging my vehicle?" 😭🤣 Several people nearby started laughing. Chibuzor escaped quickly. But destiny was only warming up. Later that afternoon, he entered an expensive restaurant because rich people in movies always sat there. A waiter approached. "Good afternoon, sir." Chibuzor nodded slowly. "The usual." The waiter paused. "You have never been here before." 😳 The restaurant exploded with laughter. But Chibuzor remained committed to the lie. He ordered the most expensive meal on the menu. After all... Appearance matters. Right? Wrong. Very wrong. When the food arrived, the bill arrived too. And the bill looked like a phone number. 😭😭😭 Chibuzor checked his account balance. His soul left immediately. The suit rental. Transport. Pictures. Food. Everything had combined forces against him. He could not pay. The waiter returned. "Sir, how would you like to settle the bill?" Chibuzor smiled nervously. "Emotionally?" Dead silence. The waiter blinked. The manager blinked. Even the fish on his plate seemed disappointed. 🤣🤣🤣 Finally, after several embarrassing phone calls, his friend arrived and paid the bill. As they walked outside, the friend asked: "Was it worth it?" Chibuzor sighed. "No." Then his phone vibrated. A new comment appeared under his luxury-car photo: "Chairman, please lend me ₦500,000." 😭😭😭 The friend started laughing. The waiter started laughing. A random stranger started laughing. Even Chibuzor laughed. Because what else could he do? From that day onward, he stopped pretending to be rich. Mostly because he couldn't afford it. 😂 LESSONS: Looking rich and being r ich are very different careers. Social media does not pay restaurant bills. And if you order the most expensive item on the menu, make sure your bank account agrees first. 🤣💰📸 With this, I say good night ye all
