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4 hrs agoMy ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.
He led me to a customer care agent.
I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.
He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.
He was confused so was I. 😂😅
The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.
So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.
Can you elucidate? He responded.
Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.
Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.
Cleaning, I responded.
Cleaning? He said, shocked.
Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.
And how's that my business, he thundered.
I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.
Now he's calling security.
You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.
As Una say we no go rest Una too no go get peace of mind 😆
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