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  • Anointedneto

    My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.

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    He led me to a customer care agent.ย 

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    I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.

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    He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.

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    He was confused so was I. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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    The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.

    The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.

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    So why are you here he asked.

    Asset maintenance Sir, I said.

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    Can you elucidate? He responded.

    Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.

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    Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.

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    Cleaning, I responded.

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    Cleaning? He said, shocked.

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    Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.

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    And how's that my business, he thundered.

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    I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.

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    Now he's calling security.

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    You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.ย 

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    As Una say we no go rest Una too no go get peace of mind ๐Ÿ˜†

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    Lots of love ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜

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