My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.
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He led me to a customer care agent.ย
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I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.
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He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.
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He was confused so was I. ๐๐
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The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.
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So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.
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Can you elucidate? He responded.
Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.
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Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.
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Cleaning, I responded.
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Cleaning? He said, shocked.
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Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.
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And how's that my business, he thundered.
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I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.
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Now he's calling security.
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You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.ย
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As Una say we no go rest Una too no go get peace of mind ๐
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Anointedneto
3 hrs agoMy ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.
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He led me to a customer care agent.ย
ย
I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.
ย
He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.
ย
He was confused so was I. ๐๐
ย
The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.
ย
So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.
ย
Can you elucidate? He responded.
Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.
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Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.
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Cleaning, I responded.
ย
Cleaning? He said, shocked.
ย
Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.
ย
And how's that my business, he thundered.
ย
I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.
ย
Now he's calling security.
ย
You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.ย
ย
As Una say we no go rest Una too no go get peace of mind ๐
Don't forget to like, comment, and follow for more.
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