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    💸 Money & Adulting:

     

    1. “My wallet after paying bills: ‘You’ll see me when you see me.’”

     

     

    2. “Being broke builds character. Okay, character built. Where’s the money now?”

     

     

    3. “Salary: deposited.

    Wallet: already planning its funeral.”

     

     

     

    😴 Lazy / Relatable:

    4. “Me: I’ll just rest my eyes.

    Also me: wakes up 3 hours later in another dimension.”

    5. “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”

    6. “Productivity level: I replied to one message today.”

     

    ❤️ Relationships:

    7. “When they say ‘we need to talk’… I start writing my goodbye speech.”

    8. “Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.”

    9. “I text back fast — not because I’m obsessed, but because I have no life.”

     

    📱 Internet life:

    10. “Wi-Fi goes off for 5 minutes… and suddenly I remember I have a family.”

    11. “Low battery anxiety is real. 5% feels like defusing a  any thing .”

    12. “My phone autocorrects ‘haha’ to ‘HAHAHAHA’ like I’m losing my mind.”

     

     

     

     

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