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Lies We All Believed Growing Up in Nigeria 😂
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Nathaniel
94 days agoLies We All Believed Growing Up in Nigeria 😂
1. “If you swallow chewing gum, it will stay in your stomach for 7 years.”
👉 Me: chewing gum like it’s nuclear waste
2. “If you eat sugar and sleep, you’ll pee on the bed.”
👉 Still peed sha 😭
3. “If you whistle at night, snakes will come out.”
👉 So why did we still whistle?
4. “If you swallow seeds, a tree will grow in your stomach.”
👉 One time I swallowed orange seed and cried for 3 days 😂
5. “Don’t cross over a pregnant woman, or the baby will look like you.”
👉 My younger brother looks like me and now I’m suspicious 😭
6. “If you don’t wash your hands after touching money, you’ll get typhoid.”
👉 Lowkey this one is still true though 😂
7. “TV will spoil your eyes.”
👉 Yet our parents watched African Magic 24/7 👀
Nigerian childhood was elite and full of pure comedy 😂
If you remember any more funny lies, drop it in the comments.👇
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