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Lies We All Believed Growing Up in Nigeria πŸ˜‚

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  • Nathaniel

    Lies We All Believed Growing Up in Nigeria πŸ˜‚

    1. β€œIf you swallow chewing gum, it will stay in your stomach for 7 years.”

    πŸ‘‰ Me: chewing gum like it’s nuclear waste

    2. β€œIf you eat sugar and sleep, you’ll pee on the bed.”

    πŸ‘‰ Still peed sha 😭

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    3. β€œIf you whistle at night, snakes will come out.”

    πŸ‘‰ So why did we still whistle?

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    4. β€œIf you swallow seeds, a tree will grow in your stomach.”

    πŸ‘‰ One time I swallowed orange seed and cried for 3 days πŸ˜‚

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    5. β€œDon’t cross over a pregnant woman, or the baby will look like you.”

    πŸ‘‰ My younger brother looks like me and now I’m suspicious 😭

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    6. β€œIf you don’t wash your hands after touching money, you’ll get typhoid.”

    πŸ‘‰ Lowkey this one is still true though πŸ˜‚

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    7. β€œTV will spoil your eyes.”

    πŸ‘‰ Yet our parents watched African Magic 24/7 πŸ‘€

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    Nigerian childhood was elite and full of pure comedy πŸ˜‚

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    If you remember any more funny lies, drop it in the comments.πŸ‘‡

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    #NaijaChildhood #FunnyLies #Throwback

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