“I’ll just close my eyes for 5 minutes.”
— Next thing: It’s 3 hours later and you’re confused about the date.
2️⃣ “I won’t spend too much if I go out.”
— Why is my wallet crying and my account empty?
3️⃣ “I’ll charge my phone later.”
— Now it’s on 2% and I’m blaming NEPA.
4️⃣ “This is my last piece of meat.”
— Next meat: “God knows I won’t take again.” 😆
5️⃣ “I’ll read this chat and reply later.”
— 3 weeks later: ‘Sorry I just saw this.’ 🙈
6️⃣ “I’m not going to gossip.”
— Next minute: ‘Wait, what did she say again??’ 👂
7️⃣ “I’ll just taste it.”
— Food done finish, who taste am? Me? Never! 🤣
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118 days ago“I’ll just close my eyes for 5 minutes.”
— Next thing: It’s 3 hours later and you’re confused about the date.
2️⃣ “I won’t spend too much if I go out.”
— Why is my wallet crying and my account empty?
3️⃣ “I’ll charge my phone later.”
— Now it’s on 2% and I’m blaming NEPA.
4️⃣ “This is my last piece of meat.”
— Next meat: “God knows I won’t take again.” 😆
5️⃣ “I’ll read this chat and reply later.”
— 3 weeks later: ‘Sorry I just saw this.’ 🙈
6️⃣ “I’m not going to gossip.”
— Next minute: ‘Wait, what did she say again??’ 👂
7️⃣ “I’ll just taste it.”
— Food done finish, who taste am? Me? Never! 🤣
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If you relate, we are family! Which one is your signatur
e lie? Drop yours too!👇