Lies we all tell ourselves 😂

“I’ll just close my eyes for 5 minutes.”

— Next thing: It’s 3 hours later and you’re confused about the date.

2️⃣ “I won’t spend too much if I go out.”

— Why is my wallet crying and my account empty?

3️⃣ “I’ll charge my phone later.”

— Now it’s on 2% and I’m blaming NEPA.

4️⃣ “This is my last piece of meat.”

— Next meat: “God knows I won’t take again.” 😆

5️⃣ “I’ll read this chat and reply later.”

— 3 weeks later: ‘Sorry I just saw this.’ 🙈

6️⃣ “I’m not going to gossip.”

— Next minute: ‘Wait, what did she say again??’ 👂

7️⃣ “I’ll just taste it.”

— Food done finish, who taste am? Me? Never! 🤣

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If you relate, we are family! Which one is your signatur

e lie? Drop yours too!👇