Life Inside a Nigerian Market 🛒🇳🇬

1. *“Customer! Come now, I go do am for you!”*
You’ve not even asked the price, but the ginger is already on 100%.

2. *Price starts at ₦15k and drops to ₦3k in 2 minutes.*
Forget math. Nigerian bargaining is spiritual warfare.

3. *You’ll hear: “I get am for house”* even if they clearly don’t.
That’s their way of buying time while they go borrow it from the next shop 😅

4. *You pick one item, 3 sellers rush you like you’re Dangote’s child.*
“Buy from me, I go pray for you!”

5. *The way they chase you after you price and walk away…*
“Come na! How much you wan pay? Talk now!”

6. *Someone beside you will always be shouting “Madam reduce am!”*
Unsolicited backup squad for negotiation 😂

7. *Don’t wear fine clothes — they’ll triple the price immediately.*
“You look like somebody that can afford am.”

If you’ve survived Balogun, Wuse, or Dugbe market, you deserve a national award 🏅👇🏽