Love is sweet until you see yourself texting “have you eaten?” every 2 hours like a mumu 😩
Here’s how love will humble even the sharpest street boy or coded babe:
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1. **You go save their number with heart emoji ❤️💋**
But them go save your own as “Ade Recharge Card” 😭
2. **You go send “I miss you”**
Then screenshot their reply and zoom in to check if they really meant it 💀
3. **You go delete chat, reinstall WhatsApp to see “last seen”**
If FBI need agent, call Nigerian lover 😂
4. **They go post “my man” or “my woman”… and it’s not you**
You go dey shake like NEPA light 😩
5. **You go spend all your small money for Valentine, still collect breakfast by Easter**
Investment wey no yield return 😭
6. **You go form hard guy outside, then cry to voice note at 2am**
“Please just tell me what I did wrong...” 🤧
7. **You go still post ‘God when?’ after preaching ‘love is scam’**
Na emotional gymnastics 🙃
📌 Moral of the thread?
Love is sweet, but e go humble you.
Just pray your own no come with premium tears 😂
💬 Tag your bestie wey don fall in love like this before!
Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more love, laughs & life gist 💔❤️
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106 days agoLove is sweet until you see yourself texting “have you eaten?” every 2 hours like a mumu 😩
Here’s how love will humble even the sharpest street boy or coded babe:
---
1. **You go save their number with heart emoji ❤️💋**
But them go save your own as “Ade Recharge Card” 😭
---
2. **You go send “I miss you”**
Then screenshot their reply and zoom in to check if they really meant it 💀
---
3. **You go delete chat, reinstall WhatsApp to see “last seen”**
If FBI need agent, call Nigerian lover 😂
---
4. **They go post “my man” or “my woman”… and it’s not you**
You go dey shake like NEPA light 😩
---
5. **You go spend all your small money for Valentine, still collect breakfast by Easter**
Investment wey no yield return 😭
---
6. **You go form hard guy outside, then cry to voice note at 2am**
“Please just tell me what I did wrong...” 🤧
---
7. **You go still post ‘God when?’ after preaching ‘love is scam’**
Na emotional gymnastics 🙃
---
📌 Moral of the thread?
Love is sweet, but e go humble you.
Just pray your own no come with premium tears 😂
💬 Tag your bestie wey don fall in love like this before!
Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more love, laughs & life gist 💔❤️
#FunnyLove #NaijaLove #RelationshipCruise #MigzyOnline