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Missing Eba

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    Michael Uyoata
    7 hrs ago

    "Nigeria's Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Eba: A Nation in Search of Swallow"

     

    Lagos, Nigeria - In a bizarre phenomenon that has left scientists baffled and stomachs growling, eba (a staple Nigerian swallow made from cassava flour) has seemingly vanished into thin air.

     

    Reports are flooding in from all over the country of people searching high and low for their favorite swallow, only to find their plates empty and their stomachs protesting. "I could swear I left a bowl of eba right here," said Mrs. Adaobi from Abuja, "but now it's gone, and I'm left with nothing but a pile of cassava flour and a rumbling tummy!"

     

    Theories abound, from eba-napping gangs to a nationwide conspiracy involving ogi (another popular Nigerian breakfast dish). Some blame the government, while others point fingers at the evil "Mr. Fufu" (a notorious figure known for stealing swallow).

     

    As Nigerians struggle to cope with the eba shortage, creative solutions are emerging. Some are turning to alternative swallows like amala or pounded yam, while others are experimenting with eba-substitutes like...well, let's just say "questionable" mixtures of flour and water.

     

    The Nigerian government has promised to investigate the eba disappearance and restore the nation's swallow supplies. Until then, Nigerians will continue to hold on to the hope that one day, their plates will once again be filled with the delicious, doughy goodness of eba.

     

    Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!

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