Musa and the Gym
Musa:
I wan burn fat, so I join gym.
Day 1: I jog for 5 minutes—my spirit nearly leave body.
Day 2: I lift weight—na my arm lift surrender.
Day 3: I ask trainer,
"Can we burn fat by just watching others exercise?"
Trainer:
"Only if your laughter is 100 calories per second."
I carry my slippers and waka. Gym no be my calling!
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124 days agoMusa and the Gym
Musa:
I wan burn fat, so I join gym.
Day 1: I jog for 5 minutes—my spirit nearly leave body.
Day 2: I lift weight—na my arm lift surrender.
Day 3: I ask trainer,
"Can we burn fat by just watching others exercise?"
Trainer:
"Only if your laughter is 100 calories per second."
Musa:
I carry my slippers and waka. Gym no be my calling!