The Day I Became the Richest Poor Person in Nigeria 😂💔 Yesterday I checked my account balance and saw ₦500,000. My heart started beating like WAEC results day. I checked again to confirm. Still ₦500,000. I started planning my new life. First thing: "Goodbye suffering." Second thing: "Hello soft life." I even opened Jiji to check prices of cars I cannot drive. 😂 I priced phones I cannot afford. I started talking politely to everybody because rich people don't shout. My younger brother asked for ₦500. I told him, "Son, money is not everything in life." Five minutes later, I refreshed my account. Balance changed to ₦500.00 The extra three zeros had disappeared like my ex's promises. 💔 Apparently, the banking app had glitched. I sat down quietly. The car tabs disappeared. The iPhone tabs disappeared. Even my confidence disappeared. My younger brother came back for the ₦500. I told him, "My son, money is actually everything in life." He looked at me and said, "Welcome back." I have now returned to my natural habitat. If you see me trekking, please don't laugh. I was a millionaire for 7 minutes. Thank you all for attending my TED Talk. 😂😭 End of thread. If people laughed, drop a ❤️. If you've ever become rich in your imagination because of a bank app error, repost. 😂🔥
