The Day I Became the Richest Poor Person in Nigeria ππ Yesterday I checked my account balance and saw β¦500,000. My heart started beating like WAEC results day. I checked again to confirm. Still β¦500,000. I started planning my new life. First thing: "Goodbye suffering." Second thing: "Hello soft life." I even opened Jiji to check prices of cars I cannot drive. π I priced phones I cannot afford. I started talking politely to everybody because rich people don't shout. My younger brother asked for β¦500. I told him, "Son, money is not everything in life." Five minutes later, I refreshed my account. Balance changed to β¦500.00 The extra three zeros had disappeared like my ex's promises. π Apparently, the banking app had glitched. I sat down quietly. The car tabs disappeared. The iPhone tabs disappeared. Even my confidence disappeared. My younger brother came back for the β¦500. I told him, "My son, money is actually everything in life." He looked at me and said, "Welcome back." I have now returned to my natural habitat. If you see me trekking, please don't laugh. I was a millionaire for 7 minutes. Thank you all for attending my TED Talk. ππ End of thread. If people laughed, drop a β€οΈ. If you've ever become rich in your imagination because of a bank app error, repost. ππ₯