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My first day at the Gym 😭😂 Never again
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43 days agoSo I finally decided to register at a gym. I said, “This is the month I must have full natural BBL” 😎
First day, I wore my finest jogging trouser, carried water bottle like pro, entered the gym with confidence. The instructor looked at me and said, “Are you ready?”
I said, “Born ready.” That’s how I entered wahala.
He said, “Let’s start small.”
— 10 push-ups. I did 3 and started seeing stars.
— 20 squats. I did 5 and my legs started shaking like NEPA light.
— Skipping rope. I jumped twice and my ancestors started calling me home. 😂
But I no wan fall hand, so I kept smiling like everything was okay. Meanwhile, my organs were begging me to log out.
The funniest part , one small boy beside me said, “Aunty, are you okay?”
I said, “Yes, I’m just warming up.” He said, “But you’re sweating like someone frying puff puff.”
I left the gym that day crawling emotionally. When I reached house, I couldn’t even raise spoon to eat.
Na so my sister say, “Who beat you?” I said, “Nobody. Life beat me.” 😭
*Moral of the story:* Gym is not for the weak hearted.