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My intestines and me are still arguing, they said they are tired of me 😔😂😭
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43 days agoSo yesterday, I was hungry — not just ordinary hunger oh, that kind of hunger that makes you start hearing your intestines arguing. I had yam, so I decided to boil it. I put the yam on fire, added small salt, and left it while I went inside to rest small.
That’s how I mistakenly laid down and opened TikTok. Next thing I know, it’s two hours later, and I’m smelling something like roasted frustration! 😭
I ran to the kitchen only to see my yam had turned to charcoal — even my pot now looks like it survived a volcanic eruption. I carried the pot outside and dropped it on the floor out of anger.
My neighbour came out and asked, “What happened to this pot?”
I said, “I tried to boil yam, sir.”
He looked at me and said, “You sure say na yam you dey boil or na vengeance?”
Before I could reply, another neighbour passed and said, “Abeg shift, I wan snap am use am post ‘before and after heartbreak’.” 😩
As if that wasn’t enough, my landlord saw the pot and said, “This is why I don’t give my children stove. Una no dey fear fire.”
My intestines no gree me talk since then
We still dey ontop the matter 😂