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😂 “My Neighbour’s Marriage & How I Collected My Own Breakfast”

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  • Angelic Beauty

     

    This morning, my neighbours

    (husband & wife) started their

     usual Season Film.

    Madam was shouting:

    “You ate the meat I kept?

    Two pieces?? You’re not a

    husband, you’re a thief in love!” 😭🍗

     

    Oga replied confidently,

    “What is yours is mine, what

     is mine is yours.”

    She fired back,

    “Okay, since we are one…

    carry this pregnancy with me

    too!”

     💀💀

     

    At that point, I said let me be a

    good neighbour and separate fight.

    Biggest mistake of 2025.

     

    I calmly said, “Aunty, it’s just

    meat now…”

    She faced me and said,

    “Angel, is it your meat?

     Are you the cow?

     Face your single life!” 😭💔

     

    Before I could recover, her

     husband added,

    “My dear, marriage is not fo children. You won’t understand.”

    Me: Finished from both sides. 💀💀

     

    30 minutes later, they were eating

     from one plate and laughing.

    Me? I’m in my room rethinking

    my life and

     drinking pure water.

    💬 Moral of the story:

    Next time husband & wife are

     fighting mind your WiFi and face

    front.

    KonnectLaughs #Neighbour

    SeasonFilm #Breakfast

    ServedHot #AngelAndWahala #MindYour

    Busines

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