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“My Phone Is My Best Friend and Worst Enemy — And I Need Therapy”
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Noble_46
100 days agoLet’s talk about it.
Because the same phone that gives me motivation is also the reason I have none.
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🤝🏽 Me and My Phone Be Like:
I said I’d sleep at 10 PM — 3:47 AM, I’m watching a guy build a mud house on YouTube.
I opened WhatsApp to reply messages — 30 minutes later, I'm reading old chats from 2019.
I promised myself no distractions — now I’m on Instagram, watching cats doing karate.
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🧠 My Brain When My Phone Dies:
> “Oh no… now I have to face my thoughts.”
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🔋 Phone Battery Life is a Scam:
100% = 1 hour
50% = 15 minutes
10% = 5 seconds
1% = 3 years 😭😭😭
At this point, I think 1% has more faith than some of us. It just refuses to die.
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📱 My Phone Storage:
Me: buys 128GB phone
Also me: "Storage full" after taking 4 pictures and downloading 2 memes
Where is the space going??
Are my problems taking up memory??
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🔒 And Let’s Not Even Talk About…
Autocorrect changing “I’m on my way” to “I’m on my waist” 😭
That one app that crashes only when you need it
The ringtone you set because it was “cute” — now it makes you wanna fight your phone
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💬 Relatable?
What’s the funniest thing your phone has ever done to disgrace you?
Or that one time you confidently opened your gallery in public... then BOOM — screenshots from gossip group 😭
Drop yours. We’re all mad here. 😂
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