My wicked aunt

My classmates were laughing at me because of my big yansh.

E pain me well well oh!

I was on my own minding my business when my parents said I should go and spend the holiday with my aunt.

I no gree at all!

Because that aunty?

She can flog for Africa!

She can even flog you for refusing to laugh when she's laughing.

She will tell you that you have bad intention towards her which is why you are not laughing.

After arguing with my parents for a long time,they now said they would buy iphone for me if I agreed to go and stay with my aunt.

I was so excited by this news and I even told my parents the colour of the iPhone that they would buy for me.

Little did I know that it was all their plan to send me to my aunt's home so she can teach me a lesson.

My aunt had three girls and there was another guy,Aki,that was in the house.

I soon became friends with the little boy.

There were lots of provisions in the freezer.

Of course,auntie is very rich,thanks to her husband who's based outside the country.

Everything was going very fine in the first week.

Until,I realized that there were rules in the house.

In that house, movie is meant only for my aunt and her two cousins.

We the children, are not even allowed to sit inside the sitting room.

Once it's five o'clock,my aunt will start going room by room.

And if she managed to catch you still sleeping___just know that you are finished.

Aki came to me in the room and two of us now began to make our plans.

"How can there be foods and drinks in this house and we are not allowed to touch them?

I no go gree oh!"He said.

We would wait until the elderly ones had gone out then we would boldly walk into the parlour and start watching movies.

But as soon as we hear the sound of car,we would jump up and run into our rooms.

Then we would pretend like we had been sleeping for a long time.

So,on this particular day,there were lots of fried Chicken packed inside the kitchen.

My auntie and her kids had gone to church that very morning.

We were supposed to follow them,but we acted like we were not feeling fine so that we can go and enjoy the chicken while they were gone.

As soon as they left the compound,we jumped up and began dancing.

We then sneaked inside the kitchen where the chicken was hidden.

I was the one inside the kitchen stealing the meats.

I would bring the lap and put it into Aki's bag.

He was behind me waiting for me to hand the chicken to him.

So whenever I grab the chicken from the bag,I would hand it over to Aki.

But after a while,I noticed that Aki was no longer talking to me.

"Aki!

Aki!!

Aki talk to me!!!"I screamed.

But everywhere was quiet.

Then I turned around and was shocked.

Standing before me was my auntie and she was holding a long cane.

How did she enter?

Chicken was in my mouth and I did not know what to say.

I tried to explain,but before I could open my mouth,"Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

She landed a big slap on my cheek and I fainted immediately.

I fainted inside inside and as soon as I woke up,"Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

I fainted again with my mouth wide open and my legs spread wide.

Can you imagine?