1. Zoom meeting starts at 9:00am... but nobody puts on their camera.
• Just profile pics and “Can you hear me?” vibes. 🎧
2. Someone always brings food and doesn’t share.• You just hear wrapper noise and perceive stew. 🍲👃
3. Friday vibes = less work, more gist. • Plus jollof rice in the breakroom and someone blasting Afrobeats. 🎶🍛
4. Boss sends “Monday motivation” by 6:30am.• But you’re still mentally in bed. 😴📲
5. Monthly “staff meeting” turns to mini party.• Drinks, snacks, and side-eyes at HR. 🍻
6. That one colleague that knows everyone’s business.• Like FBI, but unpaid. 😏
7. Office AC always too cold or not working.• No in-between. Either you freeze or melt.
Number 7 so funny
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129 days ago1. Zoom meeting starts at 9:00am... but nobody puts on their camera.
• Just profile pics and “Can you hear me?” vibes. 🎧
2. Someone always brings food and doesn’t share.
• You just hear wrapper noise and perceive stew. 🍲👃
3. Friday vibes = less work, more gist.
• Plus jollof rice in the breakroom and someone blasting Afrobeats. 🎶🍛
4. Boss sends “Monday motivation” by 6:30am.
• But you’re still mentally in bed. 😴📲
5. Monthly “staff meeting” turns to mini party.
• Drinks, snacks, and side-eyes at HR. 🍻
6. That one colleague that knows everyone’s business.
• Like FBI, but unpaid. 😏
7. Office AC always too cold or not working.
• No in-between. Either you freeze or melt.