Naija Parents Starter Pack: If your parents said this, you know the vibes 😭
1. “When I was your age…”
👉 You’re about to hear a life story from 1972.
2. “So because others are jumping inside fire, you too will jump?!”
👉 Yes mum, it’s called peer pressure 😩
3. “Is it your mate that bought car?”
👉 But when I do something good, you’ll say, “is it not your duty?”
4. “If I hear pim! You’ll see what I’ll do to you.”
👉 Nobody knows what “pim” is, but we never dared say it 😭
5. “Better face your book. That’s how your uncle graduated with first class.”
👉 That uncle is now jobless, aunty 😭
6. “So you cannot greet?”
👉 You greeted her 2 hours ago. She wanted you to greet with emotion.
Naija parents are the same everywhere.
Drop your favorite quote below! 😂👇
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94 days agoNaija Parents Starter Pack: If your parents said this, you know the vibes 😭
1. “When I was your age…”
👉 You’re about to hear a life story from 1972.
2. “So because others are jumping inside fire, you too will jump?!”
👉 Yes mum, it’s called peer pressure 😩
3. “Is it your mate that bought car?”
👉 But when I do something good, you’ll say, “is it not your duty?”
4. “If I hear pim! You’ll see what I’ll do to you.”
👉 Nobody knows what “pim” is, but we never dared say it 😭
5. “Better face your book. That’s how your uncle graduated with first class.”
👉 That uncle is now jobless, aunty 😭
6. “So you cannot greet?”
👉 You greeted her 2 hours ago. She wanted you to greet with emotion.
Naija parents are the same everywhere.
Drop your favorite quote below! 😂👇
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