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Networking pro tips

Technology 5 hrs ago
  • James85

     

     

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    **1/ Networking Pro Tip:**  

    If you slide into DMs with just “Hi,” you belong in the *Networking Hall of Shame*. 🚨  

     

    **2/ Real DMs I’ve gotten (and cried over):**  

    - “Hello sir pls send job”  

    - “Let’s synergize our paradigms” (???💀)  

    - *[10-minute voice note]* → “Sorry, my cat recorded this”  

     

    **3/ Konnect saves you from cringe:**  

    ✅ **Smart Replies** – No more “Hi” + pray  

    ✅ **Meme Icebreakers** – Send a GIF instead of existential dread  

    ✅ **Auto-Roast** – Our AI stops you from typing “I’m a thought leader”  

     

    **4/ True Story:**  

    A guy once connected just to argue about *pineapple on pizza*.  

    We’re now business partners. 🍕🤝  

     

    **5/ Your Homework:**  

    Comment the *weirdest DM* you’ve ever received.  

    Winner gets… my undying respect (and maybe a LinkedIn endorsement).  

     

    **Like this?**  

    ♻️ **Repost** to save someone from “Hello dear” DMs.  

    💬 **Tag** your most chaotic connection below.  

     

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    Let me know – I’ve got *endless* material. 😂

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