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James Callson
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**1/ Networking Pro Tip:**
If you slide into DMs with just “Hi,” you belong in the *Networking Hall of Shame*. 🚨
**2/ Real DMs I’ve gotten (and cried over):**
- “Hello sir pls send job”
- “Let’s synergize our paradigms” (???💀)
- *[10-minute voice note]* → “Sorry, my cat recorded this”
**3/ Konnect saves you from cringe:**
✅ **Smart Replies** – No more “Hi” + pray
✅ **Meme Icebreakers** – Send a GIF instead of existential dread
✅ **Auto-Roast** – Our AI stops you from typing “I’m a thought leader”
**4/ True Story:**
A guy once connected just to argue about *pineapple on pizza*.
We’re now business partners. 🍕🤝
**5/ Your Homework:**
Comment the *weirdest DM* you’ve ever received.
Winner gets… my undying respect (and maybe a LinkedIn endorsement).
**Like this?**
♻️ **Repost** to save someone from “Hello dear” DMs.
💬 **Tag** your most chaotic connection below.
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Let me know – I’ve got *endless* material. 😂