I went to buy bread and the woman told me, “₦1,500.” I laughed because I thought she was joking. She didn’t laugh back. 😭 I checked the bread again to see if maybe they added WiFi, Bluetooth, or free transport inside it. Nothing. Just ordinary bread fighting for its life in nylon. 😂 As I was still shocked, one small boy beside me shouted, “Aunty, do you have half bread?” That question touched my soul deeply because I too wanted to ask the same thing but my pride refused. 💀 Nigeria will humble you gently. You’ll enter a shop with confidence and come out calculating your account balance like a scientist solving equations.
