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Nigerian Church Experiences You Can’t Make This Up 🙌🏾🇳🇬*

Lifestyle 7 hrs ago
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    Zainab
    7 hrs ago

     

    1. Testimony time!
    • “I want to thank God for waking me up this morning…” (Meanwhile, it’s 40 mins long 😅)

    2. Offering segment:
    • Pastor: “This one is for tithe. This one is for thanksgiving. This one is for church building…”  
    • Your ₦500 is now being divided like national budget. 😂

    3. Prayer point:
    • “Say after me: Every monitoring spirit, die by fire!” 🔥  
    • Everybody: *DIEEEEEEEE!* 💀

    4. Worship leader vibes:
    • “Just the voices…” turns into a full concert.  
    • Choir be singing like it's The Voice Nigeria. 🎤

    5. Church aunties:
    • Wearing gele so wide, you can’t see the pulpit.  
    • “Do you remember me?” No ma, I was 3 years old. 😩

    6. Children’s church:
    • Singing “Read your Bible, pray every day…”  
    • But half of them are fighting over Capri-Sonne. 🧃

    7. Closing prayer:
    • Pastor: “Let us round up…”  
    • 45 minutes later: “Finally, finally…” 😭

    Church in Naija is a full weekend experience. Add yours!👇🏾⛪

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