“If your mama never shout ‘Better don’t kee me in this house!’ when you sneeze twice, are you even Nigerian? 😅
Our parents get dictionary of sayings wey no dey fail.
Example:
‘As long as you live under my roof…’ (you don’t have rights 🤣)
‘When I was your age…’ (automatic lecture incoming 😭)
‘This food no sweet?’ (better say yes, no matter what 😆)
What’s the funniest line your parents always drop? Let’s laugh small together 😂👇”
Fun Friday vibe 😉😀
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62 days ago“If your mama never shout ‘Better don’t kee me in this house!’ when you sneeze twice, are you even Nigerian? 😅
Our parents get dictionary of sayings wey no dey fail.
Example:
‘As long as you live under my roof…’ (you don’t have rights 🤣)
‘When I was your age…’ (automatic lecture incoming 😭)
‘This food no sweet?’ (better say yes, no matter what 😆)
What’s the funniest line your parents always drop? Let’s laugh small together 😂👇”
Fun Friday vibe 😉😀