😂 1. Nigerian Parents and Wi-Fi Be Like...
I once changed the Wi-Fi password at home.
My mum said:
> “You will suffer. You think you’re wise?”
In this house, data is power.
The moment I share the password again, she starts downloading all of Mount Zion Films + checking JAMB cut-off marks for my cousin wey still dey P5. 😩
📌 Moral: In a Nigerian home, Wi-Fi password is more sensitive than BVN.
😂 2. The “Transport Money” Chronicles
Ladies will text:
> “I want to come and see you…”
You go smile and reply:
> “Awww 😍, come na!”
Then BOOM. Next message:
> “Send me transport.”
Your heart go skip.
Suddenly your brain will remember:
Dangote didn’t start like this.
Transport to where?
I no even get money to transport myself to my future. 😭
📌 Bros, if love must cost you ₦7,000 in advance…
Na logistics company you dey run, no be relationship.
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23 hrs ago😂 1. Nigerian Parents and Wi-Fi Be Like...
I once changed the Wi-Fi password at home.
My mum said:
> “You will suffer. You think you’re wise?”
In this house, data is power.
The moment I share the password again, she starts downloading all of Mount Zion Films + checking JAMB cut-off marks for my cousin wey still dey P5. 😩
📌 Moral: In a Nigerian home, Wi-Fi password is more sensitive than BVN.
😂 2. The “Transport Money” Chronicles
Ladies will text:
> “I want to come and see you…”
You go smile and reply:
> “Awww 😍, come na!”
Then BOOM. Next message:
> “Send me transport.”
Your heart go skip.
Suddenly your brain will remember:
Dangote didn’t start like this.
Transport to where?
I no even get money to transport myself to my future. 😭
📌 Bros, if love must cost you ₦7,000 in advance…
Na logistics company you dey run, no be relationship.