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Nigerian Parents and Wi-Fi be like......

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  • Nathaniel

    😂 1. Nigerian Parents and Wi-Fi Be Like...

    I once changed the Wi-Fi password at home.

    My mum said:

    > “You will suffer. You think you’re wise?”

    In this house, data is power.

    The moment I share the password again, she starts downloading all of Mount Zion Films + checking JAMB cut-off marks for my cousin wey still dey P5. 😩

    📌 Moral: In a Nigerian home, Wi-Fi password is more sensitive than BVN.

     

    😂 2. The “Transport Money” Chronicles

    Ladies will text:

    > “I want to come and see you…”

    You go smile and reply:

    > “Awww 😍, come na!”

    Then BOOM. Next message:

    > “Send me transport.”

    Your heart go skip.

    Suddenly your brain will remember:

    Dangote didn’t start like this.

    Transport to where?

    I no even get money to transport myself to my future. 😭

    📌 Bros, if love must cost you ₦7,000 in advance…

    Na logistics company you dey run, no be relationship.

     

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