1. *Conductor shouting “Ojuelegba! Ojuelegba!” like it’s a love song.* If you miss your stop, na your wahala o.
2. *Your change is “coming” — but it never comes.* And if you ask twice, you’ll hear “Shey I go use rope tie am give you?”
3. *One passenger must argue over ₦50 like it’s national budget.* “Conductor, na ₦100 I give you, no try me o!”
4. *The bus must stop randomly for someone to pee, buy banana, or fight conductor.* Journey wey suppose take 30 mins fit turn 2 hours.
5. *You enter danfo and the driver is watching Nollywood with full speaker volume.* Spiritual warfare + traffic = Lagos life combo.
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129 days ago1. *Conductor shouting “Ojuelegba! Ojuelegba!” like it’s a love song.*
If you miss your stop, na your wahala o.
2. *Your change is “coming” — but it never comes.*
And if you ask twice, you’ll hear “Shey I go use rope tie am give you?”
3. *One passenger must argue over ₦50 like it’s national budget.*
“Conductor, na ₦100 I give you, no try me o!”
4. *The bus must stop randomly for someone to pee, buy banana, or fight conductor.*
Journey wey suppose take 30 mins fit turn 2 hours.
5. *You enter danfo and the driver is watching Nollywood with full speaker volume.*
Spiritual warfare + traffic = Lagos life combo.