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    Zainab
    5 hrs ago

     

    1. *Conductor shouting “Ojuelegba! Ojuelegba!” like it’s a love song.*  
    If you miss your stop, na your wahala o.

    2. *Your change is “coming” — but it never comes.*  
    And if you ask twice, you’ll hear “Shey I go use rope tie am give you?”

    3. *One passenger must argue over ₦50 like it’s national budget.*  
    “Conductor, na ₦100 I give you, no try me o!”

    4. *The bus must stop randomly for someone to pee, buy banana, or fight conductor.*  
    Journey wey suppose take 30 mins fit turn 2 hours.

    5. *You enter danfo and the driver is watching Nollywood with full speaker volume.*  
    Spiritual warfare + traffic = Lagos life combo.

     

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