1. Invitation says 10am, event starts 1pm.• But you still came late and it hasn’t started. 😅
2. “Aso ebi” costs more than your outfit budget for the year.• Yet you’ll wear it once and pack it. 😂
3. Fights over souvenirs like it’s a wrestling match.• Even aunties dragging buckets with style. 🪣🤣
4. Food disappears before it reaches your table.• You came for rice, but left with zobo. 💔
5. MC shouting “Make some noise!” every 5 minutes. • Bro, we’re hungry not hype. 😭
6. DJ suddenly switches to gospel when parents walk in. • Then back to party mode once they leave. 🎶
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129 days ago1. Invitation says 10am, event starts 1pm.
• But you still came late and it hasn’t started. 😅
2. “Aso ebi” costs more than your outfit budget for the year.
• Yet you’ll wear it once and pack it. 😂
3. Fights over souvenirs like it’s a wrestling match.
• Even aunties dragging buckets with style. 🪣🤣
4. Food disappears before it reaches your table.
• You came for rice, but left with zobo. 💔
5. MC shouting “Make some noise!” every 5 minutes.
• Bro, we’re hungry not hype. 😭
6. DJ suddenly switches to gospel when parents walk in.
• Then back to party mode once they leave. 🎶