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NIGERIANS AND OUR UNNECESSARY BRAVERY😭🇳🇬

Lifestyle 3 hrs ago
  • Cindy Adaeze

    Nigerians can fear God… but we cannot fear danger 😭🔥

    Transformer sparking? We go near am to record video.

    Stray dog? “Chioma hold am make I knack stone!”

    We always choose vawulence over safety 😂

     

    THREAD 🧵👇

     

    1️⃣ We will cross express road like we have 9 lives 😭

    Car dey come full speed, we go run like Usain Bolt with slippers

     

    2️⃣ Pure water sellers fit climb moving bus like Spiderman 🚍💨

    If hustle no kpai us, nothing fit kpai us

     

    3️⃣ Generator catching fire?

    “Nna pour small fuel make e start!” 💀

    Even fire dey fear Nigerians

     

    4️⃣ When NEPA flash light for 1 second…

    UP NEPA!!!! 🎉

    We go celebrate like we win World Cup 😂

     

    5️⃣ Mosquitoes dey fear Nigerian blood 💪🦟

    If dem bite us, na dem go fall sick

     

    6️⃣ Our VPN for every problem:

    ✨“E go better”✨

    We go smile inside pain like say na enjoyment

     

    7️⃣ Even during wahala, we still dey laugh and content creation must continue 📸😂

    Danger never reach finish till we get evidence for social media

     

    Nigerians are the happiest survivors on Earth. ❤️💚

    If you’re still surviving this country, you’re a champion 🏆🇳🇬

     

    Drop your own examples below👇🤣👇

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