Nigerians can fear God… but we cannot fear danger 😭🔥
Transformer sparking? We go near am to record video.
Stray dog? “Chioma hold am make I knack stone!”
We always choose vawulence over safety 😂
THREAD 🧵👇
1️⃣ We will cross express road like we have 9 lives 😭
Car dey come full speed, we go run like Usain Bolt with slippers
2️⃣ Pure water sellers fit climb moving bus like Spiderman 🚍💨
If hustle no kpai us, nothing fit kpai us
3️⃣ Generator catching fire?
“Nna pour small fuel make e start!” 💀
Even fire dey fear Nigerians
4️⃣ When NEPA flash light for 1 second…
UP NEPA!!!! 🎉
We go celebrate like we win World Cup 😂
5️⃣ Mosquitoes dey fear Nigerian blood 💪🦟
If dem bite us, na dem go fall sick
6️⃣ Our VPN for every problem:
✨“E go better”✨
We go smile inside pain like say na enjoyment
7️⃣ Even during wahala, we still dey laugh and content creation must continue 📸😂
Danger never reach finish till we get evidence for social media
Nigerians are the happiest survivors on Earth. ❤️💚
If you’re still surviving this country, you’re a champion 🏆🇳🇬
Drop your own examples below👇🤣👇
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3 hrs agoNigerians can fear God… but we cannot fear danger 😭🔥
Transformer sparking? We go near am to record video.
Stray dog? “Chioma hold am make I knack stone!”
We always choose vawulence over safety 😂
THREAD 🧵👇
1️⃣ We will cross express road like we have 9 lives 😭
Car dey come full speed, we go run like Usain Bolt with slippers
2️⃣ Pure water sellers fit climb moving bus like Spiderman 🚍💨
If hustle no kpai us, nothing fit kpai us
3️⃣ Generator catching fire?
“Nna pour small fuel make e start!” 💀
Even fire dey fear Nigerians
4️⃣ When NEPA flash light for 1 second…
UP NEPA!!!! 🎉
We go celebrate like we win World Cup 😂
5️⃣ Mosquitoes dey fear Nigerian blood 💪🦟
If dem bite us, na dem go fall sick
6️⃣ Our VPN for every problem:
✨“E go better”✨
We go smile inside pain like say na enjoyment
7️⃣ Even during wahala, we still dey laugh and content creation must continue 📸😂
Danger never reach finish till we get evidence for social media
Nigerians are the happiest survivors on Earth. ❤️💚
If you’re still surviving this country, you’re a champion 🏆🇳🇬
Drop your own examples below👇🤣👇