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Nigerians on Mars" 🚀 | Lifestyle | Humor | Survival Skills 📍 Location: Earth for now… but Naija people dey plan. 😂
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8 hrs agoIf Nigerians land on Mars today, just give us 2 weeks…
There’ll be "Mama Nkechi Intergalactic Kitchen" selling jollof and nkwobi to aliens.
“Odogwu Martian Motors” will open — selling used spaceships with papers.
Somebody go still tap illegal NEPA light from one solar panel. 😭🔌
One man go shout:
“Buy Martian land now! Promo price! Free goat if you pay today!” 🐐
Tell me why we won’t survive anywhere! Nigerians no dey carry last — we go even host Detty December on Mars! 🥳🔥
👇 Tag your friend who will turn Mars to Alaba market in 3 days.
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