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Nigerians on Mars" 🚀 | Lifestyle | Humor | Survival Skills 📍 Location: Earth for now… but Naija people dey plan. 😂

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    If Nigerians land on Mars today, just give us 2 weeks…

     

    There’ll be "Mama Nkechi Intergalactic Kitchen" selling jollof and nkwobi to aliens.

     

    “Odogwu Martian Motors” will open — selling used spaceships with papers.

     

    Somebody go still tap illegal NEPA light from one solar panel. 😭🔌

     

    One man go shout:

    “Buy Martian land now! Promo price! Free goat if you pay today!” 🐐

     

     

    Tell me why we won’t survive anywhere! Nigerians no dey carry last — we go even host Detty December on Mars! 🥳🔥

     

    👇 Tag your friend who will turn Mars to Alaba market in 3 days.

     

    #KonnectLaughs #NaijaLifestyle #NigeriansEverywhere

    #JollofOnMars #NoLightButVibes #MartianPalliatives #SurvivalSkills101

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