One evening, NEPA took light in our area as usual, and everybody came outside like it was a community meeting. 😂 Children were playing ball, aunties were discussing people’s lives, and one uncle brought out his small radio like the president wanted to address the nation. Since there was nothing to do, I decided to charge my phone at one nearby shop using generator. The woman said, “₦200 per phone.” Painful, but what can person do? 😭 I gave her my phone and sat nearby waiting. After almost one hour, I went back proudly to collect it. Only for her to hand me another person’s phone. Same pouch. Same color. Same cracked protector. I unlocked it confidently and saw one man’s selfie staring at me. 💀🤣 Before I could explain, one angry guy appeared shouting, “Who is pressing my phone?!” At that moment, my soul left my body temporarily. Everybody gathered immediately because Nigerians don’t joke with free entertainment. One aunty even said, “I knew something was suspicious about this boy.” 😭 After plenty explanation, we finally exchanged phones peacefully. But the worst part? My own battery was still on 3%. The generator had gone off since. 😂💔
