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Online Vendor Vocabulary

Lifestyle 55 days ago
  • Zainab

    1. DM for price — Translation: Brace yourself, price fit shock you.  

    2. No refund — Even if the item turns into ghost money, no returns.  
    3. Pre-order only — Meaning the item no dey; na just idea for now.  
    4. Limited stock — So limited, you no fit find am anywhere.  
    5. Oga at the top — The vendor’s way of saying, I no dey handle pricing.  
    6. Sold out — Used daily, even when stock plenty.  
    7. Only available today — To pressure you to buy, but next day, still dey.  
    8. Price negotiable — Until you ask, then price go hike like airplane.  
    9. Free delivery — But you still pay for fuel somehow.  
    10. Fast delivery— Means 2-3 weeks later you go still dey wait. Online hustle, Naija style! 😅📦

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