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Only in Nigeria 🇳🇬😂

Lifestyle 6 hrs ago
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    Zainab
    6 hrs ago

     

    1. *You see a “No Parking” sign… and 5 cars are parked comfortably there.*  
    Lagos drivers don’t fear rules, they fear LASTMA.

    2. *Someone will drive a Benz through road filled with potholes like it’s a rally track.*  
    Suspension dey cry but the drip must continue.

    3. *People still shout “Up NEPA!” like light is a gift from heaven.*  
    Even toddlers learn it before ABC.

    4. *A man selling suya on the road uses your own ₦500 note to fan the coal.*  
    But suya sweet pass hygiene sometimes 🤐

    5. *People queue at ATM, and one uncle will still try to jump line saying “I get emergency.”*  
    Meanwhile, he’s just trying to flex his gold wristwatch.

    6. *You greet your neighbor “Good morning,” and they reply “Ehen, what’s good about it?”*  
    Peace of mind is a luxury sometimes 😂

    7. *You ask someone for direction, and they point with their mouth.*  
    “Go like this 👄 then turn that way 👄.”

    8. *Only in Nigeria: your Uber driver will call and say “Where are you going?” before even picking you.*  
    Sir, is it not in the app? 😭

    9. *There’s always one generator sound that’s louder than others.*  
    You’ll hear it in your dreams sef.

    10. *And finally — when you drop money in church, the usher will say “God bless you!” with full energy.*

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