Childhood side hustles are cute. Lemonade stands, candy sales, washing cars. But imagine young John Kibera with a different kind of entrepreneurial drive — one that involved tombstones and timber. This meme exaggerates his past into a satirical take on “hustle culture.” While others sold snacks, Kibera allegedly re-sold final resting boxes. It’s equal parts horrifying and hilarious. Now that he’s found faith, his “sales pitch” is salvation — a dramatic pivot from his coffin-flipping days. He’s not just a preacher now… he’s the original definition of starting from the bottom.
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36 days agoOther kids sold candy. Kibera sold coffins.”
Childhood side hustles are cute. Lemonade stands, candy sales, washing cars. But imagine young John Kibera with a different kind of entrepreneurial drive — one that involved tombstones and timber. This meme exaggerates his past into a satirical take on “hustle culture.” While others sold snacks, Kibera allegedly re-sold final resting boxes. It’s equal parts horrifying and hilarious. Now that he’s found faith, his “sales pitch” is salvation — a dramatic pivot from his coffin-flipping days. He’s not just a preacher now… he’s the original definition of starting from the bottom.