If you survive Nigerian transport system honestly, you can survive almost anything in life 😂 Danfo drivers and conductors deserve their own reality TV show 😂 You will enter bus peacefully thinking your journey will be calm. Next thing conductor shouts: “Shift inside!!” 😂 Meanwhile there is no oxygen again inside the bus 😂 Then they will somehow create space where science said impossible 😂 “Fine girl, one person can still enter there.” 😂 HOW EXACTLY?? 😂🇳🇬 And Nigerian conductors never return complete change 😂 Your transport is ₦700. You give ₦1000. Suddenly the conductor develops memory loss 😂 “Oga I no get change.” 😂 Congratulations 😂 Your balance has entered national budget 😂 Then Lagos traffic deserves international recognition honestly 😂 You can leave your house looking fresh and arrive at your destination looking like survivor of a long journey 😂 And bike men always say: “Hold me well!” 😂 Brother, I’m already holding my future tightly 😂🇳🇬 Nigeria is genuinely not for the weak
