My friend’s parrot, Mango, doesn’t just talk—he gossips. He’s like a feathery reality show producer. You can’t whisper around him; he’ll repeat it dramatically hours later. “JESSICA DID WHAT?” echoes from the kitchen while guests freeze mid-sip. Mango loves the spotlight, dances to ringtone jingles, and refuses to eat unless someone’s watching. He once interrupted a Zoom call by screaming “I QUIT!” and honestly, I’ve never related more to a bird.
Danwhite
14 days agoParrot with Main Character Energy
My friend’s parrot, Mango, doesn’t just talk—he gossips. He’s like a feathery reality show producer. You can’t whisper around him; he’ll repeat it dramatically hours later. “JESSICA DID WHAT?” echoes from the kitchen while guests freeze mid-sip. Mango loves the spotlight, dances to ringtone jingles, and refuses to eat unless someone’s watching. He once interrupted a Zoom call by screaming “I QUIT!” and honestly, I’ve never related more to a bird.