Phone Addiction

Food Logic

Fitness app: “You’re 700 calories over.”
Me: “Then make it 1000. Let’s round it off.”

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🥲 4. Salary

Salary: Enters account
Bills: We’ve been expecting you.

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😴 5. Monday

Monday is proof that weekends are just a scam.

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😭 6. Wi-Fi Struggle

No Wi-Fi for 5 minutes…
Me: I’ve lived through the apocalypse.

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😅 7. Adulting

Being an adult is basically Googling how to do everything.

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🍔 8. Diet Plan

*My diet plan:

1. Make salad

2. Eat burger while salad watches*

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📱 9. Phone Addiction

Phone battery: 1%
Charger: In the other room
Me: This is how it ends.

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💸 10. Online Shopping

Add to cart.
Remove from cart.
Repeat until emotional damage is healed.

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