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Q&A With Nigerian Government Officials (If They Were Honest) 🤡🇳🇬
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106 days agoWe cornered a few *imaginary* Nigerian government officials and asked them the questions you’ve always wanted answered. Here's what they “said” 👇
🔹 **Q: Why do politicians always promise stable electricity?**
🗣️ *"Because you people like to hear lies with confidence. It's tradition."*
🔹 **Q: Why are roads still bad after so many budgets?**
🗣️ *"We repair the same road yearly so we can keep chopping yearly."*
🔹 **Q: Why is minimum wage still peanuts?**
🗣️ *"If we increase it, who will suffer for our luxury?"*
🔹 **Q: Why do you always blame the last administration?**
🗣️ *"Because accountability is not in our syllabus."*
🔹 **Q: Why are youth always excluded from real power?**
🗣️ *"They’re too loud on Twitter. We like silent people."*
🔹 **Q: What happened to the palliatives during COVID?**
🗣️ *"Oh, we were saving them for December giveaway."*
🔹 **Q: Why do you arrest protesters?**
🗣️ *"So others can learn to suffer in silence."*
🔹 **Q: Why do thieves in office rarely go to jail?**
🗣️ *"Because our law is like garri — we soak it how we like."*
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