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Q&A With Nigerian Government Officials (If They Were Honest) 🤡🇳🇬

Government & Politics 7 hrs ago
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    Migzyonline
    7 hrs ago

    We cornered a few *imaginary* Nigerian government officials and asked them the questions you’ve always wanted answered. Here's what they “said” 👇

     

    🔹 **Q: Why do politicians always promise stable electricity?**  

    🗣️ *"Because you people like to hear lies with confidence. It's tradition."*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why are roads still bad after so many budgets?**  

    🗣️ *"We repair the same road yearly so we can keep chopping yearly."*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why is minimum wage still peanuts?**  

    🗣️ *"If we increase it, who will suffer for our luxury?"*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why do you always blame the last administration?**  

    🗣️ *"Because accountability is not in our syllabus."*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why are youth always excluded from real power?**  

    🗣️ *"They’re too loud on Twitter. We like silent people."*

     

    🔹 **Q: What happened to the palliatives during COVID?**  

    🗣️ *"Oh, we were saving them for December giveaway."*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why do you arrest protesters?**  

    🗣️ *"So others can learn to suffer in silence."*

     

    🔹 **Q: Why do thieves in office rarely go to jail?**  

    🗣️ *"Because our law is like garri — we soak it how we like."*

     

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