“Romance on a Budget”
Title:
> 💐 He Sent ‘Thinking of You’ Text — I Replied ‘Thinking of Garri’ 😩😂
Thread:
1️⃣ He said, “Babe, I miss you.” I said, “I miss fuel subsidy.”
2️⃣ Love is sweet, but everything else is expensive.
3️⃣ If we date now, we’re basically co-managing this economy together. 💀
4️⃣ I told him, “No need for date night — just send light and network.”
5️⃣ True love in 2025 is when you share data, not heartbreak. 💘😂
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#RelationshipGoals #FunnyThreads #KonnectAfrica #EconomyLove🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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9 days ago“Romance on a Budget”
Title:
> 💐 He Sent ‘Thinking of You’ Text — I Replied ‘Thinking of Garri’ 😩😂
Thread:
1️⃣ He said, “Babe, I miss you.” I said, “I miss fuel subsidy.”
2️⃣ Love is sweet, but everything else is expensive.
3️⃣ If we date now, we’re basically co-managing this economy together. 💀
4️⃣ I told him, “No need for date night — just send light and network.”
5️⃣ True love in 2025 is when you share data, not heartbreak. 💘😂
Hashtags:
#RelationshipGoals #FunnyThreads #KonnectAfrica #EconomyLove🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣