Before there were superheroes, there was Samson β the man who could bench press a city gate and still had time for a killer hair flip.
This guy was so strong, he:
Killed a lion with his bare hands π¦π₯
Took down 1,000 Philistines with a donkeyβs jawbone (talk about using what's lying around) π΄π¨
Tore down an entire building with just two arms and a personal grudge πͺποΈ
But hereβs the plot twist: His power wasnβt from protein shakes or gym sessions... it was his hair. Yep, one bad haircut and suddenly Samson went from Hulk to... "Help."
Yasadhh
77 days agoBefore there were superheroes, there was Samson β the man who could bench press a city gate and still had time for a killer hair flip.
This guy was so strong, he:
Killed a lion with his bare hands π¦π₯
Took down 1,000 Philistines with a donkeyβs jawbone (talk about using what's lying around) π΄π¨
Tore down an entire building with just two arms and a personal grudge πͺποΈ
But hereβs the plot twist:
His power wasnβt from protein shakes or gym sessions... it was his hair.
Yep, one bad haircut and suddenly Samson went from Hulk to... "Help."