Before there were superheroes, there was Samson — the man who could bench press a city gate and still had time for a killer hair flip.
This guy was so strong, he:
Killed a lion with his bare hands 🦁💥
Took down 1,000 Philistines with a donkey’s jawbone (talk about using what's lying around) 🐴🔨
Tore down an entire building with just two arms and a personal grudge 💪🏛️
But here’s the plot twist: His power wasn’t from protein shakes or gym sessions... it was his hair. Yep, one bad haircut and suddenly Samson went from Hulk to... "Help."
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1 day agoBefore there were superheroes, there was Samson — the man who could bench press a city gate and still had time for a killer hair flip.
This guy was so strong, he:
Killed a lion with his bare hands 🦁💥
Took down 1,000 Philistines with a donkey’s jawbone (talk about using what's lying around) 🐴🔨
Tore down an entire building with just two arms and a personal grudge 💪🏛️
But here’s the plot twist:
His power wasn’t from protein shakes or gym sessions... it was his hair.
Yep, one bad haircut and suddenly Samson went from Hulk to... "Help."