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Migzyonline
11 hrs agoLet’s talk about **school love** — that thing that will make you forget your GPA and start writing “baby” in your notes.😂
Here’s how it goes (and ends).🧵
1.
It starts in class.
She asks: “Can I borrow your pen?”
Next thing, you’re borrowing sense — because you’re already in love.💔
You save her number as “Wifey❤️” after 3 convos.
And boom, relationship don start.
2.
Now you’re walking her to class you’re not even taking.
Your friends are failing MTH101, you’re busy doing “My Queen👑👸🏽.”
You’re now calling her “my motivation” while your CGPA is crying in the background.😭
3.
Assignment? You do it for her.
Recharge card? You buy it.
Your last 1k? Gone.
Your sense? Missing.
You even start fasting with her during exam week — for “relationship breakthrough.”😂
4.
One day, you see her laughing with another guy.
You ask, “Who’s that?”
She says, “He’s just a friend.”
Next week, they’re doing *matching display pics.*
You? You’re drinking garri and tears.
5.
Then it ends.
No closure, no goodbye. Just “It’s not you, it’s me.”
And you still see her in class every day — with her new boo.
You sit behind them like DSTV decoder: observing and buffering.
6.
But guess what?
You’ll heal.
You’ll bounce back.
You’ll even laugh about it like you’re doing now.
Because school love doesn’t always end in marriage, but it ALWAYS ends in *lesson.*
7.
So if you’re in school love now…
Just shine your eye.
Enjoy it, but hold your brain.
And please, keep your GPA safe — love won’t attend your convocation.
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💬 Tell me your funniest school love moment. I know you’ve seen something.😂
Like, laugh, repost, and follow **@MigzyOnline** for more real-life gbas gbos. 🔁🤣📚